February 2012
10 posts
I sure do miss having a laptop.
January 2012
168 posts
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything...
mohandasgandhi:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
That awkward moment when Gingrich asks everyone in the audience to raise their hands if they know anyone who has had a house that’s been foreclosed on and like three dudes total put their hands up.
The joys of debating in front of a rich white audience.
princewilliamofwales:
IF I CANT BE YOUR BIKE
NOBODY CAN
majinboobs:
im a post limit virgin ive never hit it before :(
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
